there was a beautiful princess who lived in a magical land. Ok, she was overweight and average-looking on a good day. And she lived in a podunk Southern town most well-known for bible colleges and military presence.
Anyway, she was very unlucky in love. Try as she might, she just could not find the prince to sweep her off her feet. It probably didn't help that the first prince she dated turned out to be a Queen.
So she decided to try her luck in the far away and truly magical land of New York City. Because she somehow thought that being a Nursing major with an Educational Theatre minor at one of the most openly gay universities in the United States would help her find the heterosexual man of her dreams.
Obviously, that worked out.
As depressing as she finds her horrific dating misadventures to be, her friends and family find them hilarious, and encouraged her to compose a blog to share the hilarity with others.
Enjoy.
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